Zardari asked Faraz
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai? Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk muje zaleel kar raha hai.
Zardari SMS Messages
Zardari asked Faraz
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai? Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk muje zaleel kar raha hai.
Dil k operation k baad
Mareez: Dil k operation k baad mujhe ZARDARI acha lagnay laga hai! Kia main pagal ho gaya hon? Dr: Nahi tumhein jo dil lagaya hay wo ”KUTAY” ka hay..
My President
Class teacher ne students ko “My President” Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha Thodi der bad 1 student ne uthkar pucha: Sir ‘Kanjar’ ko english me kya kehte hain?
Kutta Sab Se Behtreen Janwar
Teacher: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali Kay Liye Kutta Sab Se Behtreen Janwar Hai.. Student: Is Ka Matlab Hamara Mulk Mehfooz Hai..;-)
Mustaqbil ka Pakistan
Yeh hai Mustaqbil ka Pakistan yaha har pakistani chor ha, be emani ka ye kam na mumken lagtatha leken ese mumken banaya ek zardari ne. tu chalo apne es fun ma maharat hasil kare or ye sabet kar dekai dunya ko ke pakistan ma aik Zardari nahi balke yaha tu har shakhs zardari ha. Karo…
Sharam InkO Magar Nahi Aati
MiRZA GALIB: Koi Umeed Barr Nahi Aati Govt Kaha Hai Nazar Nahi Aati.. Chup Reh Kar Be Daikh Lia Hum Ne, Sharam InkO Magar Nahi Aati.. Pahle Hoti Thi Load Sheding 1 Ghanta, Aub Sara Din Light Nazar Nahi Aati.. Pehle Aati Thi Cheeni 20 Rupe KilO, Aub 20 Ki ThO PaaaO Bhi Nahi Aati..…
Sharam InkO Magar Nahi Aati
MiRZA GALIB: Koi Umeed Barr Nahi Aati Govt Kaha Hai Nazar Nahi Aati.. Chup Reh Kar Be Daikh Lia Hum Ne, Sharam InkO Magar Nahi Aati.. Pahle Hoti Thi Load Sheding 1 Ghanta, Aub Sara Din Light Nazar Nahi Aati.. Pehle Aati Thi Cheeni 20 Rupe KilO, Aub 20 Ki ThO PaaaO Bhi Nahi Aati..…
Never Trust A Crying & A Smiling PersOn
A FamOus RUSSIAN QUOTE: Never Trust A Crying & A Smiling PersOn, Both Are Extremly DangerOus! It is TRUE See Crying ALTAF HUSSAIN & Smiling ZARDARI.. 😀