Teacher: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali Kay Liye Kutta Sab Se Behtreen Janwar Hai.. Student: Is Ka Matlab Hamara Mulk Mehfooz Hai..;-)
Zardari SMS Messages
Yeh hai Mustaqbil ka Pakistan yaha har pakistani chor ha, be emani ka ye kam na mumken lagtatha leken ese mumken banaya ek zardari ne.
MiRZA GALIB: Koi Umeed Barr Nahi Aati Govt Kaha Hai Nazar Nahi Aati.. Chup Reh Kar Be Daikh Lia Hum Ne, Sharam InkO Magar Nahi
MiRZA GALIB: Koi Umeed Barr Nahi Aati Govt Kaha Hai Nazar Nahi Aati.. Chup Reh Kar Be Daikh Lia Hum Ne, Sharam InkO Magar Nahi
A FamOus RUSSIAN QUOTE: Never Trust A Crying & A Smiling PersOn, Both Are Extremly DangerOus! It is TRUE See Crying ALTAF HUSSAIN & Smiling
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai? Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai? Faraz replied: Simple, ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain Aur pura Mulk
Mareez: Dil k operation k baad mujhe ZARDARI acha lagnay laga hai! Kia main pagal ho gaya hon? Dr: Nahi tumhein jo dil lagaya hay
Class teacher ne students ko “My President” Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha Thodi der bad 1 student ne uthkar pucha: Sir ‘Kanjar’ ko english