Exam SMS Messages

Air & students have the same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book’s pages without reading.

Exams are like Girl friends – Too many questions – Difficult to understand – More explanation is needed – Result is always fail! 😀

Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class & expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!! 😉 😀 😛

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

“The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100″ -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams